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Richardson Bruuuuuuuuuuuuce

by Scott Gregory

"You're the only one who ever took me seriously, Pete," Rudy Ruettiger says to his best friend as the two chat in the lunchroom at the steel mill.

"You know what my dad always said," Pete replies. "Having dreams is the only thing that makes life tolerable."

Bruce Richardson's skin texture has evolved considerably in recent years. He's had more than 85 hockey-related stitches. When you play the game of hockey with the sort of reckless abandon the way Richardson does, the needle and thread become as much a part of the postgame ritual as a shower.

One of Richardson's most recent changes to his skin with a needle was intentional. In December, while he was sidelined with what had the potential to be a career-ending knee injury, Richardson visited a tattoo parlor and found the perfect body art.

He rolls up his right sleeve to expose his bicep, which feature Chinese symbols for one word: Determination. Continue the Article

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